Lion walks into a bar and orders a drink.

An hour later, the bartender returns with his pint of beer.

Lion: What took you so long?!

Bartender: Look, you are not the only customer in here. Who do you think you are, the king of the jungle?

Enraged, the lion gobbled her up and proceeded to down his beer before leaving. He was found dead not too far from the bar.

Cause of death was later determined that the lion mixed his alcohol with the bar bitch he ate.

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📅︎ Aug 17 2022
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