Anyone else with hexual dysfunction?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
It's an engineering dysfunction.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What do you call an erectile dysfunction test?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?
Someday my prince will cum.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Why did the guy with erectile dysfunction always cry in the movies
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I used to have erectile dysfunction
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︎ Oct 10 2020
The doctor thinks I have erectile dysfunction.
I told him I have no hard feelings.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I can't believe the sheer number of people who do not understand erectile dysfunction...
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What happened to the failing lawyer with erectile dysfunction
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
My friend asked me how I come up with so many erectile dysfunction jokes.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
What do you call an alligator who can't get hard?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What is reptile dysfunction?
When your snake stops working.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Why canβt the crocodile get it up?
He has ereptile dysfunction and lives in Lake Flaccid
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What is the scientific name for mansplaining?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Microsoft is just another word for erectile dysfunction.
because penis is small and soft when not erect.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
A real conversation I had last night
Her: βIs it difficult for you to talk about this stuff?β (My erectile dysfunction)
Me: βYβknow, normally yeah it is, but with you itβs nothing hard at all...β
Edit: I made this joke completely by accident and then immediately started laughing like a maniac.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Crocodiles are going extinct.
They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Squares are just quadrilaterals that suffer from a rectangle dysfunction
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︎ Feb 18 2019
I called my urologist for an erectile dysfunction appointment, but they have been super busy.
They assured they'll try their best to... get me in.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
You know the best thing about erectile dysfunction?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
I recently started having erectile dysfunction
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Which of the "Three Tenors" has erectile dysfunction?
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Studies show that 3 out of 10 men are suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Does that mean that the remaining 7 are enjoying it?
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︎ Jan 18 2018
Erectile dysfunction is something that needs to be addressed more seriously.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
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︎ Feb 14 2018
Whatβs it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Did you hear about the Nightclub 'Erectile Dysfunction'?
It was a total flop!
No body came!
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︎ Sep 19 2016
What do you call an Irish athlete with erectile dysfunction?
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︎ Aug 23 2016
Cousin misheard me when I said erectile dysfunction...
Cousin: "What's reptile dysfunction?"
Me:"It's when your snake doesn't work properly."
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︎ Jun 11 2016
What do you get when two lizards canβt mate?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Did you hear about the iguana who couldn't get it up?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My iguana isnβt feeling well
I hate having a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My wife threatened to leave me unless I take my iguana to the vet.
She says I have a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Took my iguana Ralph to the vets, he's very lethagic and hardly gets up anymore.
Apparently he has a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why couldnβt the chameleon change color? Because he had irreptile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I bought a chameleon and it wouldn't change colour....
The vet said it had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Recently, my penis, which has erectile dysfunction, started singing
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ May 08 2020
My chameleon wonβt change colors anymore...
I think he has a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Did you head about the chameleon who couldnβt change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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