Anyone else with hexual dysfunction?
πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhukov76
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
🚨︎ report
It's an engineering dysfunction.
πŸ‘︎ 162
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Vishwam_khetani
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call an erectile dysfunction test?

A stimulus check.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
🚨︎ report
What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?

Someday my prince will cum.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HoryShot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
🚨︎ report
Why did the guy with erectile dysfunction always cry in the movies

He's a softy

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
🚨︎ report
I used to have erectile dysfunction

I grew out of it.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
🚨︎ report
The doctor thinks I have erectile dysfunction.

I told him I have no hard feelings.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
🚨︎ report
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

Electile dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
🚨︎ report
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is

I mean, it's not hard.

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
🚨︎ report
I can't believe the sheer number of people who do not understand erectile dysfunction...

It's not that hard!

πŸ‘︎ 46
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
🚨︎ report
What happened to the failing lawyer with erectile dysfunction

He lost his firm

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cake_spaghetti101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
🚨︎ report
My friend asked me how I come up with so many erectile dysfunction jokes.

Meh...it's not hard.

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call an alligator who can't get hard?

Ereptile dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
🚨︎ report
What is reptile dysfunction?

When your snake stops working.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/heilschwein
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Why can’t the crocodile get it up?

He has ereptile dysfunction and lives in Lake Flaccid

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What is the scientific name for mansplaining?

Correctyle Dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
🚨︎ report
Microsoft is just another word for erectile dysfunction.

because penis is small and soft when not erect.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DE_FRAGGER
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
🚨︎ report
A real conversation I had last night

Her: β€œIs it difficult for you to talk about this stuff?” (My erectile dysfunction)

Me: β€œY’know, normally yeah it is, but with you it’s nothing hard at all...”

Edit: I made this joke completely by accident and then immediately started laughing like a maniac.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Choopzilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
🚨︎ report
Crocodiles are going extinct.

They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
🚨︎ report
Squares are just quadrilaterals that suffer from a rectangle dysfunction
πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam-P-D
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I called my urologist for an erectile dysfunction appointment, but they have been super busy.

They assured they'll try their best to... get me in.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
🚨︎ report
You know the best thing about erectile dysfunction?

It can't be that hard

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PinoyDadInOman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
🚨︎ report
I recently started having erectile dysfunction

My penis is now a penwas

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pringlepowder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
🚨︎ report
Which of the "Three Tenors" has erectile dysfunction?

Flaccido Domingo!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Studies show that 3 out of 10 men are suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Does that mean that the remaining 7 are enjoying it?

πŸ‘︎ 46
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
🚨︎ report
Erectile dysfunction is something that needs to be addressed more seriously.

The problem is rising.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
🚨︎ report
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
🚨︎ report
Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team up and make a medicine to cure erectile dysfunction reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/schmidt_1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
🚨︎ report
What’s it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?

Reptile dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the Nightclub 'Erectile Dysfunction'?

It was a total flop!

No body came!

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ZyeoSero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
🚨︎ report
What do you call an Irish athlete with erectile dysfunction?

An O'Limpdick athlete.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
🚨︎ report
Cousin misheard me when I said erectile dysfunction...

Cousin: "What's reptile dysfunction?"

Me:"It's when your snake doesn't work properly."

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdevongraves
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
🚨︎ report
What do you get when two lizards can’t mate?

A reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/M0rM1lk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the iguana who couldn't get it up?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pho_de_bimos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older

Erect Tile Dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
🚨︎ report
My iguana isn’t feeling well

I hate having a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife threatened to leave me unless I take my iguana to the vet.

She says I have a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 69
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Took my iguana Ralph to the vets, he's very lethagic and hardly gets up anymore.

Apparently he has a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/frumpbumble
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
🚨︎ report
Why couldn’t the chameleon change color? Because he had irreptile dysfunction.
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/waterydrain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought a chameleon and it wouldn't change colour....

The vet said it had a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
🚨︎ report
Recently, my penis, which has erectile dysfunction, started singing

I have mellow d

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
🚨︎ report
My chameleon won’t change colors anymore...

I think he has a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 74
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you head about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rk6615
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.