Fragmented Puns

A list of puns related to "Fragmented"

Did you hear about the fragment?

His mother warned him not to run on sentences but he wouldn’t listen.

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👤︎ u/Sbatio
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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What do you call people who hate long sentences?

Criminals

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👤︎ u/mustard138
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits
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👤︎ u/GentlemanJorge
📅︎ May 08 2017
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When asking for best pickup-lines on Tinder
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👤︎ u/gaypluto
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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The Struggle is Real
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👤︎ u/nedybonz
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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This baby can do 0 to 60 in 720 months.
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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because its habitat was fragmented

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👤︎ u/autistic_indian23
📅︎ May 01 2019
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My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
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👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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I'm Hilarious

Guys heard about fragment that got arrested? He's only serving a short sentence in prison.

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👤︎ u/Kramrebla12
📅︎ Nov 09 2015
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