Did you hear about the fragment?
His mother warned him not to run on sentences but he wouldnโt listen.
What do you call people who hate long sentences?
Criminals
Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits
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This baby can do 0 to 60 in 720 months.
My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because its habitat was fragmented
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Guys heard about fragment that got arrested? He's only serving a short sentence in prison.
