..and they did some unspeakable things to me.
..' you'll just have to learn to be a little patient '
My son had never heard of the store βBuy Buy Babyβ (an American chain of stores for products for babies, similar to βBabies R Usβ). I canβt remember exactly why I brought it up, but I mentioned the store to my wife (I think we were reminiscing on shopping there for our kids). My son overheard me say it, and he asked if it was some sick name for an abortion clinic.
As in βBye bye baby.β
So stupid but I canβt remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did. I canβt stop replaying it in my head and laughing.
but does anyone know a sniper?
What a were-doh...
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
... keep reading on reddit β‘Sprite.
She's a countess.
Why did the pickle cross the road?
He had to make a dill-ivery
Thanks I'll see myself out
She hopes it's a buoy
Nobody got higher than me.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
but then i say "no its a big one on his eye"
My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.
..She always had little patients.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
Then she asked if I could take out the trash weekly.
Hadnβt cleaned the house all year
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
And it's a bit chilly out.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
Advi....
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
But Iβm not worried, since he doesnβt have the balls to do anything
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I must have left my phone in Airplane mode.
Going to sit on the television and watch the recliner
She has a nice piece of asp!
I'd never met herbivore
... so I bought a seal iron
so I said βoh wow, I didnβt know it could transpireβ
But then I remembered they'll never read it here anyways.
They call them Jingle Berries.
Kurt.
βWherever you go, there are those darn cameras!"
Does anyone know of a good sniper?
.. you'll just have to learn to be a little patient.
