What do you call a relationship between two Jedi?

A Forced relationship.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
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Why should you never be in a relationship with a tree?

You'll regret it in autumn when it leaves

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dj_ordje
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2021
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I'm in intimate relationships with several Spanish women.

I put the "amor" in "polyamory".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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In our relationship I make sparks fly everyday

I run my wet hands over electrical outlets!

Credit to the young guy busting out one-liners to his girlfriend on the Central Line the other day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HaykoKoryun
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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Relationships between hockey πŸ’ players and figure skaters are always doomed to failure.

No one is willing to break the ice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2021
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Relationships are like fat people....

Most of them don't work out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2021
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GF- β€œWhy do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

BF- β€œ Our relationship is what? Over.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/syniss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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A couple gets exposed to radiation at Chernobyl, call that a toxic relationship
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/laclotaclo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call an IT teacher who has an inappropriate relationship with a student?

A pdf-file

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kabocha00sama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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I've always had a difficult relationship with my parents.

When I was first born, I didn't speak to them for 2 years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.

It’s called War and Peas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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My relationship with the woman I met bungee jumping didn't last long.

As we were both on the rebound.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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I've just ended a 15 year relationship...

Good thing it wasn't mine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:

You must be a Simpson then.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HosfordHusky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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What is the Sorting Hat’s favourite relationship advice?

Slytherin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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My sister had a baby, she hopes it’ll save the relationship...

But I still don’t talk to her

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frozeneskimo02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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A real relationship
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Luiiiis_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2020
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A recipe for a good relationship

My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.

I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.

So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.

The look on her face was priceless!

I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MikeyRidesABikey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?

Nudeles

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suckmymeatballs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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I made a graph for my past relationships.

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_donald-trump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2020
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My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...

Instead I swam up to the surface.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating

or just mething around?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skol_vkings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2019
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What relationship advice did the snail give to it’s friend?

Take it slow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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Start of a rocky relationship
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eyeyamstewpig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2019
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When in a new relationship, does your stomach hurt because of the butterflies...

Or the farts you hold in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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My wife left me because we have a rocky relationship.

I guess I took her for granite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RevSquirrel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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I'm in a very serious relationship with my girlfriend.

Haven't laughed in two years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ltsNotAlex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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The most stable relationship I have is with my bed

Because it stands on four legs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScoutyHUN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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Relationship Goals

https://preview.redd.it/t38hnjzkpbm51.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=28434df6a6f812bf907f286d6f2eec8933feae24

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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My wife said that our relationship is like a holiday.

No, wait, that’s not it. She said it was her last resort.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rugsby84
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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What's the relationship between Octopi and Pens?

They have a lot ink-common.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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Relationship problems
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xJoey23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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Blood relationship
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HauntingH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2020
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I wonder how I didn’t know me and my girlfriend’s relationship was coming to a stop

All the signs were there

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sir_swankington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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Compatibility is key to a relationship
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2020
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I used to be in a relationship with a person who made edible stickers for a living.

We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmHere420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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When a new relationship pops up overnight
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdouglass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2020
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Friend 1: So how’s your long distance relationship going?

Friend 2: So far, so good

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twistyturtles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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I once had a relationship with a woman who lived on the houseboat next to mine

but sadly we drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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Taller the guy, longer the relationship
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call two horses in a relationship?

A stable relationship 🐎

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manzff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2021
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I just ended a 5 year old relationship.

Good thing it wasn't mine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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My relationship isn't stable.

But my horses are.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phenicutie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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She: Our relationship is over

He: Our relationship is what........ Over

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/popcorn_21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2020
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