Theese unstable horse puns
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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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*gestures at horses* Here are the stables. *gestures at other flickering and shaking horses. One horse explodes* And here are the unstables
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👤︎ u/Larkenox
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Hey guys I made an unstable bomb.

Edit: wow this blew up.

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👤︎ u/Code__Cube
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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What's white and unstable?

A bi-polar bear

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👤︎ u/pgh17
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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I need your advice I have this friend. Our relationship is very unstable. Sometimes we have a very good connections and at other times we have a pretty bad connection.

Her name is Wi-Fi BTW

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📅︎ May 19 2019
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Your house is... fucking unstable. (x-post from r/adviceanimals)
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📅︎ Sep 03 2014
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Did you hear about the chemistry teacher who became upset?

Apparently he told a dad joke in class and it got no reaction.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call a mobile home for mentally insane horses?

Unstable.

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👤︎ u/LATROPSP
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call a crazy horse?

Unstable

(Idk if it was posted before, but I came up with it about an hour ago, and idk if it was already made)

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👤︎ u/Minttion
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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My son asked me today what do you call a damaged horse house?

Unstable.

Fair play have to hand it to him.. he got me.

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👤︎ u/Coolkirky
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
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👤︎ u/bam94-
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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Watch out for the escaped horse....

He's unstable

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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What happens when a horse loses his house

He becomes unstable

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📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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Isn't it funny how women who own horses...

Tend to be quite unstable?

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📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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An Hydrogen atom asks Astatine atom
  • Why are you so unstable?
  • Well, idk
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📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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You know what the biggest problem with a runaway horse is?

It's unstable.

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👤︎ u/zenknowin
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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What sound does a horse make when it sneezes?

HorseSHOOOO!!!!

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👤︎ u/Beazty1
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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I rode a horse without a saddle once...

I found it to be quite unstable.

Cred: My gf.

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📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

Unstable

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📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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I got my daughter a pony and tried to hide it in the shed but the shed collapsed

I guess it was unstable.

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👤︎ u/r2devo
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Why should you avoid dating chicks with only one leg?

They're unstable.

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👤︎ u/exoxe
📅︎ May 28 2016
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Toddler (n.)

Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a lovable creature

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📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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My mom made this one.

I was telling my mom this joke went she replied:

"Some of you chemistry people can be unstable sometimes."

As a lover of chemistry jokes, I laughed heartily.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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Have you heard about the Free the Horses movement?

Apparently they're really unstable.

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📅︎ Jan 22 2017
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What do you call a homeless schizophrenic horse?

Unstable!

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📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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Dad joked my dad about woodworking.

My mom was having trouble cutting some wood. She said it was hard to keep it stable. My dad, "Grab a couple of horses" (like sawhorses), and I immediately replied, "Wouldn't that make it more unstable?"

It took him a minute. Then he told me I had to leave.

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👤︎ u/jz88k
📅︎ Mar 22 2014
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My great uncle just dadjoked me with this email.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you

can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be

driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends,

family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much

on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit

there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to

stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin

flowing and pumps up the old heart!

At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's

an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART! LOVE EACH OTHER! YEP!

My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty

things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another. I hope everyone is happy in your head -

we're all doing pretty well in mine!

Just kidding. All my travel plans are to doctors and the bathroom.

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📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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What do you call a horse with vertigo?

A horse unstable.

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👤︎ u/TBoneMKE
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Watch out for the escaped horse!

He's unstable

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📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call a feral horse?

Unstable

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