Mentally Ill Puns

A list of puns related to "Mentally Ill"

A year ago, I got a subscription to a magazine for mentally ill people.

Now I have many issues.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CommanderKooKoo6
šŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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How do you restrain a mentally ill country singer?

Use a George Strait jacket.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Rossum81
šŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do you do with a mentally ill robot?

Give it a lorobotomy

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/offlebagg1ns
šŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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My doctor asked me if anyone suffers from mental illness in my family

I said "no we all seem to enjoy it!"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/luuvinit
šŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illness.

It's a no brainer.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VERBERD
šŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/XurroMaster
šŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Grandma Jokes anyone? Hit me with your best dad jokes for my Grandma who loves dumb jokes and needs some laughs

I hope this type of post is allowed!

I am going to visit my grandma this Tuesday to say goodbye to her. She is 87 and very ill, she is mentally still with it but in a lot of pain. She sounds at peace, I think she is just doing her best to hang on til we can get to her.

My grandma loves stupid jokes, dad jokes, puns, all that stuff. Iā€™d love to share some laughs with her when I say goodbye. Hit me with your favorite and dumbest dad jokes and I will share the best ones with her.

Thank you Reddit fam!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/atrashx
šŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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What do you call mental illness in alligators?

A reptile dysfunction.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Masterkraft0r
šŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TaurusGuy813
šŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I stopped eating steak

because my doctor said that the stakes were too high

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Connorrrrrrrrrrr
šŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I have kleptomania, but when when it gets bad...

I take something for it.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DaShMa_
šŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness?

I said "NO, We all seem to enjoy it. "

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VERBERD
šŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness?

I said, "NO, We all seem to enjoy it."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VERBERD
šŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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