My publisher said it was a mediogre work.
They are so mundane.
Victim: "I'm thirsty" Dad: "Hi thirsty, I'm Friday, come over Saturday and we'll have a Sunday."
Any time someone asks my dad if he wants something mundane, like an apple or a soda or something, he answers with "no thanks, I'm trying to quit".
This happened during lunch hour while I was texting a friend. The conversation was boring and mundane until:
She: R U having a girlfriend?
Me: No, I am not having a girlfriend. I am having chicken.
She: Umm...Where did chicken come from????
Me: Egg. Chicken came from egg!
Three of us are discussing a mundane topic through group email at work. I reply to one co-worker's comment and she writes back to the other guy in the chain " Troy, can you please weigh in"? A few minutes later, his response comes through : " Yes, last time I checked, I weighed in at about 198 or 200, but it tends to fluctuate. Hope this helps. "