Wouldnโt want it to get flat.
I told her i can't because I'm diabetic
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
We were maid for each other.
iDiet
I've finally got some definition in my arms.
Their lawsuit.
With his razor of course...
it grows.
It was very long period.
I guess thatโs my limit.
Have a higher risk of having a fart attack
They are as holy as food can get.
Yup, itโs right there in Hebrews.
The Doctor only gave him 4!...
Iโve really groan as a person.
I'll be going as a Casualty
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
photos-and-thesis
Yeh it was a vicious cycle!
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
That way by the end of the year I'll have a few days to myself
Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.
Waitress: Hiya honโ, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?
Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!
Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .
Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.
Because you are considered an aquaholic
It is sublime.
It's really starting to grow on me.
It runs on battery
Hendurance.
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.
โWhat are you doing?โ I asked him.
โPreparing.โ
Cause I like to move it , move it. I like to move it, move it.
is that considered recycling?
He doesn't, I'm just putting words in his mouth
I got one text that said "a dad joke to you everyday" and they are still charging me monthly.
We should definitely make America grate again.
I told her I'm feta-up with it.
