They knead the dough.
Wouldn’t want it to get flat.
I told her i can't because I'm diabetic
We were maid for each other.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
Their lawsuit.
I've finally got some definition in my arms.
iDiet
With his razor of course...
It was very long period.
Have a higher risk of having a fart attack
I guess that’s my limit.
Yup, it’s right there in Hebrews.
They are as holy as food can get.
I’ve really groan as a person.
The Doctor only gave him 4!...
I'll be going as a Casualty
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
photos-and-thesis
Yeh it was a vicious cycle!
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.
Waitress: Hiya hon’, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?
Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!
Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .
Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.
That way by the end of the year I'll have a few days to myself
It is sublime.
Because you are considered an aquaholic
It's really starting to grow on me.
Hendurance.
It runs on battery
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.
“What are you doing?” I asked him.
“Preparing.”
Cause I like to move it , move it. I like to move it, move it.
is that considered recycling?
He doesn't, I'm just putting words in his mouth
We should definitely make America grate again.
I got one text that said "a dad joke to you everyday" and they are still charging me monthly.
I told her I'm feta-up with it.
