My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer
She said "This isn't working out."
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
With all the personal battles we had to go through last year
I guess we can finally say 2020 won :/
Happy new year people!!
TIL that Cardi B has a sister. She’s a personal trainer.
I did my personal best in the 100 metres today...
I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
What did the hardware store employee use to steal personal information?
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
I often hide my personal stuff in an electric socket
It's a shocking place to find them
Personal Update...
Can't share on a Public Platform.
Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
I am great with personal finance!
The last time I checked my credit card bill they said it was outstanding !
So I walked in on my wife having sex with her personal trainer:
And i knew right away that this isnt working out
I used to be Pennywise’s personal trainer!
Unfortunately it didn’t work out...
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
My personal trainer is really good!
He gives me a run for my money
I have a personal trainer and him and I do a lot of resistance training
He tells me to lift something and I say no
People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion
My personal driver has died recently
Guess I'll have to update the driver
I asked my personal trainer for another way to work my trapezius muscles besides doing pull downs...
He shrugged and walked away.
Mike Literis is a personal favourite
Why is my bank account like a personals ad?
When I click on it there are fewer singles than I expected.
I started with a personal trainer today. She told me to drop and give her 20.
Sheesh, I didn’t know there was going to be hidden fees.
When a Meteorologist takes a personal day, what does he tell his boss?
I'm feeling a little over the weather.
Seven days without a pun, just beat my personal record. I am now feeling very..... week.
I feel like I really can’t tell what’s gonna happen next year. Movies, politics, my personal life. I can’t predict anything
It’s like I don’t have 2020 vision
What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?
I hear jewish personal trainers are the best.
I asked my personal trainer to give me a discount...
He said I'll try to stretch your money
Got hired at a gym recently as a personal trainer but it wasn't working out...
I had to put in my too weak notice.
After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said “weird flex but OK”
What do you call a dentist's personal ship?
A customer called today looking for "organic, vegan, free-trade personal lubricant"
I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.
My personal trainer said flexibility is the foundation of good fitness...
I guess that all's well that bends well!
I accidentally downloaded the Square app for store owners instead of the one for personal use
My dad- "You had no business signing up for that."
My personal trainer said I should start doing calf raises.
I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.
My personal trainer was having an affair with my partner, James
Now I'm going to have to switch Jims
I set a personal record for bench press today.
Ad appeared in personal ads section.... Middle aged outdoors man, avid bass fisherman looking for like minded single woman with a bass boat....
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
Who’s Cardi B’s personal trainer?
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who's a personal trainer?
Yeah, her name is Cardi O
Did you know that Cardi B used to be a personal trainer?
Back then she went by Cardi O.
I walked in on my girlfriend in bed with her personal trainer
I told her this isn’t working out
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