Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
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If she doesnโt appreciate your puns sheโs not worth it
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Are they really your friend if they don't appreciate your pun?
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︎ Jun 19 2015
When your pun is so subtle
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︎ Feb 01 2017
Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Classic, simple, just to reset your pun palette
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︎ Jun 15 2017
Hit me with your puns for a folk festival shirt!
My friend is designing a t-shirt for Folk Fest and needs a witty, all-ages-appropriate pun to go on it, but neither her, nor I or my fiancee can come up with one. The image on the front is of a beardy man playing the tuba, with a bird (Cardinal, I think?) coming out of it that's playing the drums. Out of the bass drum is crawling a cracked-out-looking dude wearing flannel, who's playing the guitar-looking instrument, with arms coming out of that playing the triangle. A great pun for the shirt with the word "Folk" in it would be much appreciated, and I know you guys are good at making puns, so fire away! Reddit, lend me your puns!
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︎ Jun 27 2015
When your pun becomes your business - spotted on the Isle of Wight. I reckon that this time next year, they will be millionaires...
imgur.com/MAA6njW
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︎ Dec 12 2016
Readers, give me all of your pirate puns.
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Should've becareful of your speech
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︎ Feb 04 2021
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
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︎ Jan 22 2021
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "
I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My doctor says that when you die, your pupils are the last thing to go.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
The genie asked, "Whatโs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatโs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Dec 22 2020
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
The wife and I were at the marriage counselor. "Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" The marriage counselor asked glaring at me.
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
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︎ Feb 09 2021
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
A cheesy pun thatโll grate on your nerves
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︎ Feb 01 2021
When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Dad: โHow are your grades, son?โ Son: โTheyโre underwater, Dad.โ Dad: โWhat do you mean, underwater?โ
Son: โTheyโre below C levelโ
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Waiter : "How would you like your steak cooked"?
Me : "Take a guess"
Waiter : "Medium rare"?
Me : "Well done"
Waiter : "umm, huh"???
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ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What kind of bra do you wear on your back?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Circumsicion is when your foreskin gets
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I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.
I canโt wait to see your face light up when you open it.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Know Your W'Earth [OC]
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you get if you divorce your mail-order bride?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
Cuz then it would be a foot.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
need your help to find new multipuns
A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:
It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called
Bikings
Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home.
I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
If you slip and fall in your driveway...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
Youโre welcome.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Give me your best duck puns
I live for them, they quack me up. Give me what y'all got >:)
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Hey what are your plans for Valentine's day? -Us singles be like :
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My doctor said that when you die, your pupils are the last thing to go....
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
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