Wright up
I told my wife:
There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"
This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.
Our dentist is shutting down.
Brace yourselves...
Brace yourselves
Orthodontists are going on strike.
Brace yourselves!
https://youtu.be/__DApLNFJlw
I hope you're proud of yourselves, you monsters
Compost yourselves.
We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.
"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?
I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"
I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.
Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!
So my wife brought this book home from the library the other day. I knew you just had to see it.
I wasn't sure on rules about sharing an entire book, so I just grabbed a few of my favorites. I definitely recommend checking it out yourselves.
