Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
And elon took that personally...
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
I personally want to see Radigascar
I'd like to personally thank the inventor of the mini skirt...
My balls have never felt so free.
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
My wife told me, “You shouldn’t take it personally if people call you fat...”
...”You are much bigger than that.”
I never take a horse's opinion personally.
They're always a bunch of neighsayers
I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.
I would like to personally thank this sub.
Every morning when I email my team their daily tasks, I include a joke from this sub. and I appreciate you all so I can try to make everyone laugh a little before rough work at a hospital. So thanks dads!
I personally invented the idea of using puns in a joke!
OK, that one's patently false.
I'm not personally a fan of Holland and all of their windmills.
However, there are a lot of big fans.
My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
"Attention passengers: I'd like to personally welcome you to my first day as a railway conductor. Not to worry though, you're in very capable hands...
I've been training for this."
I feel personally attacked.
I personally witnessed Roseanne purchasing a new Tempur-Pedic mattress.
That’s one memory foam I bet wishes it could forget.
There's this guy who's been staying in one spot at the park for days without sitting or laying. People are calling him super amazing. I personally just think..
I personally hate the term ‘study abroad’.
It’s 2019 - it should be called ‘study a woman’.
EDIT: It’s 2019 - it should be called “Women’s Studies” now. (Punchline polishing by /u/NoodlesRomanoff)
[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...
Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.
I am not personally a fan
Personally, i agree with the communist manifesto
Alot of people were saying The Simpsons predicted Pokemon Go but me personally,
I think that's a little farfetch'd
Personally, im an ass man
Personally, I’m an avid supporter of gravity
But during my college days at NASA, I was very much anti-gravity
People have great arguments as to why the Germans lost WWII. I personally think they lacked vision...
Mainly because they could Nazi.
I was taking notes for my boss for potential future employees, personally I would like to keep this guy around.
Interviewee: "I have a an obtuse persona,"
Boss: "Oh, how so?"
Interviewee: "My back hunches forward, so I can't stand up straight"
I instantly "unprofessionally"chuckle
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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