Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
I had nothing to do so I thought of personally mixing the small leaves of a low-growing aromatic plant of the mint family.
But I knew I’d end up with too much Thyme on my hands
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.
The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”
I personally want to see Radigascar
And elon took that personally...
I'd like to personally thank the inventor of the mini skirt...
My balls have never felt so free.
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
My wife told me, “You shouldn’t take it personally if people call you fat...”
...”You are much bigger than that.”
I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.
I never take a horse's opinion personally.
They're always a bunch of neighsayers
I would like to personally thank this sub.
Every morning when I email my team their daily tasks, I include a joke from this sub. and I appreciate you all so I can try to make everyone laugh a little before rough work at a hospital. So thanks dads!
I'm not personally a fan of Holland and all of their windmills.
However, there are a lot of big fans.
I feel personally attacked.
My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
"Attention passengers: I'd like to personally welcome you to my first day as a railway conductor. Not to worry though, you're in very capable hands...
I've been training for this."
I personally witnessed Roseanne purchasing a new Tempur-Pedic mattress.
That’s one memory foam I bet wishes it could forget.
I personally hate the term ‘study abroad’.
It’s 2019 - it should be called ‘study a woman’.
EDIT: It’s 2019 - it should be called “Women’s Studies” now. (Punchline polishing by /u/NoodlesRomanoff)
There's this guy who's been staying in one spot at the park for days without sitting or laying. People are calling him super amazing. I personally just think..
[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
I am not personally a fan
Personally, i agree with the communist manifesto
Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...
Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.
Alot of people were saying The Simpsons predicted Pokemon Go but me personally,
I think that's a little farfetch'd
Personally, im an ass man
Personally, I’m an avid supporter of gravity
But during my college days at NASA, I was very much anti-gravity
People have great arguments as to why the Germans lost WWII. I personally think they lacked vision...
Mainly because they could Nazi.
I was taking notes for my boss for potential future employees, personally I would like to keep this guy around.
Interviewee: "I have a an obtuse persona,"
Boss: "Oh, how so?"
Interviewee: "My back hunches forward, so I can't stand up straight"
I instantly "unprofessionally"chuckle
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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