Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.

He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S.

> Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me.

[whole room] > "AFTER ME"

>Ok fellas, lets start here

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