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Thy Puns

A list of puns related to "Thy"

Love thy Neigh-er v.redd.it/wjcxcn3m1mg51
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👤︎ u/wtflagnard
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Best step up thy game, ruffian.
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👤︎ u/MrMataNui
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, But thy are a solid number two.
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👤︎ u/Lxrge
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife

Demanded my neighbor.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?

Thy probably don't like each other.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do pastafarians say after saying grace?

Ramen.

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👤︎ u/DrTomatoHead
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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I think thi is a good pun. Check the answer reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/co…
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👤︎ u/frogGuardian
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,

But only a fraction of people understand this.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:

Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.

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👤︎ u/justryingtokeepup
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Oldie From Facebook
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👤︎ u/Martynzer0star
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Today I found this gem of a thi

ng.

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👤︎ u/funimuni
📅︎ Jan 26 2017
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A hot actress tried out for my play. She spoke the archaic version of "your" beautifully...

She had nice "thy"s.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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What do you call a potato with a penis?

A dicktator

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👤︎ u/Holdy_Doby
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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What did God say to the cell when he handed it a nucleus

Eukaryote

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👤︎ u/ruscheinskyc
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/command_613
📅︎ Feb 22 2017
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God's Name is Howard

Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.

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👤︎ u/lod254
📅︎ May 21 2019
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Did you know Karl Marx was teased by his classmates in school?

Thy teased him because he couldn’t capitalize.

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👤︎ u/kshiau
📅︎ May 03 2018
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Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S.

> Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me.

[whole room] > "AFTER ME"

>Ok fellas, lets start here

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👤︎ u/j0be
📅︎ Feb 20 2015
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While out at a cousins ranch....

Seeing a horse lick another horse:

Daughter: Daddy, that horse licked that other horse!

Me: Well you know what they say, love thy NEIGHbor!

Group except me: [groans]

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👤︎ u/Guacamolium
📅︎ May 12 2014
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Did you know that the song "Away in a Manger" talks about fawns?

"Bless all the deer children in thy tender care..."

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👤︎ u/weird_al_yankee
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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[Metal] I steel think tha tin most of these posts, the comments lead straight into puns. I'm not a big fan, it seems like a copper out.

But thi silvery from one post to the next.

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👤︎ u/Bilbowtech
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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