Love thy Neigh-er v.redd.it/wjcxcn3m1mg51
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, But thy are a solid number two.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife
Demanded my neighbor.
Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?
Thy probably don't like each other.
What do pastafarians say after saying grace?
Ramen.
I think thi is a good pun. Check the answer reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/co…
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
A hot actress tried out for my play. She spoke the archaic version of "your" beautifully...
She had nice "thy"s.
What do you call a potato with a penis?
A dicktator
What did God say to the cell when he handed it a nucleus
Eukaryote
God's Name is Howard
Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.
Did you know Karl Marx was teased by his classmates in school?
Thy teased him because he couldn’t capitalize.
Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S.
> Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me.
[whole room] > "AFTER ME"
>Ok fellas, lets start here
While out at a cousins ranch....
Seeing a horse lick another horse:
Daughter: Daddy, that horse licked that other horse!
Me: Well you know what they say, love thy NEIGHbor!
Group except me: [groans]
Did you know that the song "Away in a Manger" talks about fawns?
"Bless all the deer children in thy tender care..."
What do you call a white supermacist with nice curves?
ThiKKK
[Metal] I steel think tha tin most of these posts, the comments lead straight into puns. I'm not a big fan, it seems like a copper out.
But thi silvery from one post to the next.
