Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrillinGorilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?

He suggested, the cash machine .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer

She said "This isn't working out."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym

It was the vending machine

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.

I'm still working out the Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkpianocomposer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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So I walked in on my wife having sex with her personal trainer:

And i knew right away that this isnt working out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torreador13
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I used to be Pennywise’s personal trainer!

Unfortunately it didn’t work out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathySpaghetti
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My personal trainer is really good!

He gives me a run for my money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpax
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I have a personal trainer and him and I do a lot of resistance training

He tells me to lift something and I say no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DwelveDeeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I asked my personal trainer for another way to work my trapezius muscles besides doing pull downs...

He shrugged and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I started with a personal trainer today. She told me to drop and give her 20.

Sheesh, I didn’t know there was going to be hidden fees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitebeaks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I hear jewish personal trainers are the best.

They muscle tov.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.

He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.

I said β€œweird flex but OK”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Got hired at a gym recently as a personal trainer but it wasn't working out...

I had to put in my too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I asked my personal trainer to give me a discount...

He said I'll try to stretch your money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My personal trainer said I should start doing calf raises.

I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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My personal trainer said flexibility is the foundation of good fitness...

I guess that all's well that bends well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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My personal trainer was having an affair with my partner, James

Now I'm going to have to switch Jims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitebeaks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Ray Davies, Dave Davies and some friends each hired some personal trainers to figure out a training routine.

At first it was hard but eventually they worked out the kinks.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My girlfriend's roommate had a fling with a personal trainer

It was never going to workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/25thBaamMC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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Did you hear about the narcissistic personal trainer who was sucked into a tornado?

Apparently, nature vacuums an ab whore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbymack44212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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My dad works a bit too hard with his personal trainer....

My dad recently started working out, and so he got a personal trainer at our local gym. Earlier today they were texting each other....

Dad: Hey, are you available 5pm on Tuesday?

PT: I believe so. Let me get back to you to confirm that.

Dad: K, sounds good. I'm free other days as well, so if Tuesday doesn't work then no sweat :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shirtandtieler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough

I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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TIL that Cardi B has a sister. She’s a personal trainer.

Her name is Cardi O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tctitan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Who’s Cardi B’s personal trainer?

Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.

Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who's a personal trainer?

Yeah, her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsolinkable
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Did you know that Cardi B used to be a personal trainer?

Back then she went by Cardi O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cypherdev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I'm too skinny to be a personal trainer

So I gave my too weak notice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mapguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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