Personal trainer Puns

Her name is Cardi O

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

She said "This isn't working out."

It was the vending machine

I'm still working out the Kinks.

And i knew right away that this isnt working out

Unfortunately it didn’t work out...

He gives me a run for my money

He tells me to lift something and I say no

He shrugged and walked away.

Sheesh, I didn’t know there was going to be hidden fees.

They muscle tov.

He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.

I said “weird flex but OK”

I had to put in my too weak notice.

He said I'll try to stretch your money

I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.

I guess that all's well that bends well!

Now I'm going to have to switch Jims

At first it was hard but eventually they worked out the kinks.

It was never going to workout.

Apparently, nature vacuums an ab whore.

My dad recently started working out, and so he got a personal trainer at our local gym. Earlier today they were texting each other....

Dad: Hey, are you available 5pm on Tuesday?

PT: I believe so. Let me get back to you to confirm that.

Dad: K, sounds good. I'm free other days as well, so if Tuesday doesn't work then no sweat :)

I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.

Her name is Cardi O.

Cardi O

Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'

Yeah, her name is Cardi O

Back then she went by Cardi O.

I told her this isn’t working out

So I gave my too weak notice