For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.

If we got rid of the Earth's core, it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoelCZVC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What does Earth get on Earth day ?

A birthday quake !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshawshank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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The earth's rotation really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,

at equal distance from each other,

...

most of them would get wet and some will surely drown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/username_matches
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?

Shakespeare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2035502855jr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?

They read the reviews... only one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tawzeeh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What type of elements know everybody on earth?

Met-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?

Gday mate, how you goin?

Turns out they were Australiens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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There are very few left-handed people on Earth.

But I think that’s all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, β€œWhy does earth fall down like that?”

His dad answers, β€œIt’s terrain.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellegirl82091
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I love the way the earth rotates

It really makes my day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memerijen200
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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The pointiest part of the earth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suyesh_Shrestha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club

Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords

damn flat earthers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...

I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours

So they called it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kobykins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years

You know what they say... history favors the mold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamboo-harvester
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.

Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Seabear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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The rotation of Earth

.... really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?

It keeps the oceans tidy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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You can’t stay down to earth your whole life

You just wouldn’t have any potential

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grosstraktor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Flat earth
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What is the angriest place on Earth?

Ire-land

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What a down to Earth guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainJon720
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I just got kicked out of the flat earth society

I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLearningUstaad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.

They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrP8978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What if the earth was both round and flat?

Would it be called cylindearth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.

That's my pint of view, anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScurvyDog509
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.

It's a shame that it only has four seasons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerlinOfRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a female earth mage

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CableTV112
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I love the Earth's rotation.

It always makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Need help with a pun

I work for a flooring company and my boss asked me to design some merch. He asked for a flooring pun I could put on a T Shirt. Any ideas??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raistrikk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Which is the oldest animal on the earth ?

Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhruwatkadam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I was just looking at my ceiling

Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I love how the Earth rotates

It makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martmartm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I love how the earth rotates

It just really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Fraul-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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The rotation of the earth

Really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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