I wasn't sure about this rash on my neck at first...

...but it's starting to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAWPAC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What did the rhinoceros do about his rash?

He went to the pachydermatologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raziel_Elric
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedingEmu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My son keeps making rash decisions.

As a dermatologist, it's all in a day's work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My dad just said "Teddy with a rash" to himself and rubbed his hands together as we got in the car..

When I asked what he meant he said "sore-ted" and I just shook my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastHeroHere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What kind of rash does an apatosaurus get?

A Dino-sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Rash decisions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollismith
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.

Because it’s ichi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My friend broke out crying when I mentioned her hand rash.

It's a touchy subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenapples7726
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Rash Decisions
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2013
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My 1 week old son has some bad diaper rash.

He’s pretty butthurt about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdscruggs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What do pigs put on a rash?

Oinkment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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I broke out with a rash due to an adverse reaction to something.

While listing the things I ate and touched that morning to the doctor I mentioned I had a piece of a pineapple upside-down cake; my dad who was in the room with me chuckled and said to the doctor "he always had problems with upside-down cakes, but not right-side up ones. Rest of the day he kept telling people that's the reason I had an allergic reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adberq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Did you hear everybody who works down at the hospital got some kind of skin rash?

They think it's a staff infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henri_Dupont
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I tried to get rid of this rash on my foot, but I couldn't.

I admit defeet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Diaper rash is a pain in the ass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autrileux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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So I asked my dad if he had any rash cream..

He hands me this: http://imgur.com/NSdNJTP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velmaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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What does a pig apply when it has a rash?

Oinkment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MySiblingIsCool
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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