The bartender says, “we don’t serve your type”
It takes a lot of Gaul
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
Take
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: ...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Now that is bold.
It was karmageddon!
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
"These are grounds for dismissal."
Here it is: Prediction
It was a millennial falcon.
But you probably won’t get it.
I can't belive how bold he was
Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
"Well, you're big and round and you've got two hands!" said my dad
Because Italics aren't bold
Anything, it can’t hear you.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
I thought, "That's bold."
I maintain that's grounds for divorce.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here"
