My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
He was in Denali.
The natural beauty of Mt Rushmore, before it was carved,
was unpresidented.
My life peaked when I finally climbed Mt. Everest
But it's all been downhill from there.
Wanna hear a story of how my Himalayan friend and I climbed Mt Everest?
I actually made it up.
My son asked me what it's like to climb Mt. Everest
I summit up for him
Have you ever seen a picture if Mt. Rushmore before the faces?
It was unpresidented beauty.
I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents' faces were carved into it
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.
I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.
I dunno man, Mt. Rushmores kinda gay
I mean 4 guys, rock hard, and no one said no homo
If people were mountains, I'd be Mt. Cleverest.
When they run out of ingredients at the Mt. Dew factory they have to make Dew with what they've got.
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
I always wondered what was on top of Mt. Everest
I guess it always peak-ed my curiosity.
They say Montana is fairly populated, but it’s actually MT.
(Revising my previous joke)
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?
It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.
Did you hear about the man who survived the fall from Mt Everest?
Yeah, he just couldn't stick the landing.
Mt. Horeb
Stopped at a red light on Mt. Horeb Road. It's on a bit of an incline.
Dad: Mt. Horeb Road? Must be Horeb-le when it snows.
Did you get to see Mt Rushmore before it was carved?
Its beauty was unpresidented
I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved...
It was unpresidented.
What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved
It was unpresidented
