31 Hilarious .mt Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Mt. Rushmore rocks!

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👤︎ u/cREDBARON

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."

"It's to look at. "

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👤︎ u/rhshi14

📅︎ Mar 22 2021

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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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👤︎ u/shiva8512

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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Mt oldest is getting to be pretty good at using my own jokes against me when I'm not expecting.

Kid: Hey dad, look at that! (Points with his finger to something off in the distance.)

Me: (Looking in direction he's pointing) What? Where? I don't see anything.

Kid: (Still pointing) Right there, look, you see it?

Me: (Still looking, getting annoyed that I don't see it) WHAT? What is it??

Kid: (Holding up the same finger) It's my finger!

I have been doing this to him recently and it always gets him. I love that he's able to totally get me with it now.

Edit: MY oldest, not Mt oldest. Not sure what the oldest mountain is, but it probably isn't as funny as my oldest kid is becoming.

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👤︎ u/flash17k

📅︎ Apr 09 2021

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I heard they opened a new restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest

Careful though, the steaks are high

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👤︎ u/mohammad5271

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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"Son, do you think we should find an expert to guide us in our trek up Mt. Everest?"

"Sure, pa."

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👤︎ u/logansworth

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?

OOO LET THE GODS OUT

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Jan 04 2021

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Did you hear about the Mt. Everest expedition that got snowed in?

They said their nights were intents....

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👤︎ u/manthe43

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley

He was in Denali.

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👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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My life peaked when I finally climbed Mt. Everest

But it's all been downhill from there.

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👤︎ u/Sleepy_Titan

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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Wanna hear a story of how my Himalayan friend and I climbed Mt Everest?

I actually made it up.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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My son asked me what it's like to climb Mt. Everest

I summit up for him

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👤︎ u/Soulfox1988

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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Have you ever seen a picture if Mt. Rushmore before the faces?

It was unpresidented beauty.

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👤︎ u/MNdwarf

📅︎ May 26 2020

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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents' faces were carved into it

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ May 25 2020

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So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.

I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.

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👤︎ u/Flazdude

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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MT V

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👤︎ u/burtybob92

📅︎ Sep 29 2019

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When they run out of ingredients at the Mt. Dew factory they have to make Dew with what they've got.

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👤︎ u/oldschooldads

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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I dunno man, Mt. Rushmores kinda gay

I mean 4 guys, rock hard, and no one said no homo

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👤︎ u/tH1CCDeNs3B01

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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If people were mountains, I'd be Mt. Cleverest.

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👤︎ u/theniftysnifter

📅︎ Jul 16 2019

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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson

📅︎ May 15 2019

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I always wondered what was on top of Mt. Everest

I guess it always peak-ed my curiosity.

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👤︎ u/Brains-With-Benefits

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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They say Montana is fairly populated, but it’s actually MT.

(Revising my previous joke)

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👤︎ u/i_can_hear_the_world

📅︎ Apr 28 2019

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I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.

Only then will we reach peak internet.

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👤︎ u/LongneckBottles

📅︎ Mar 17 2019

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Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

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👤︎ u/CybergothiChe

📅︎ Dec 30 2017

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Did you hear about the man who survived the fall from Mt Everest?

Yeah, he just couldn't stick the landing.

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👤︎ u/EnterTheErgosphere

📅︎ Jul 29 2017

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Mt. Horeb

Stopped at a red light on Mt. Horeb Road. It's on a bit of an incline.

Dad: Mt. Horeb Road? Must be Horeb-le when it snows.

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👤︎ u/rsalv

📅︎ Nov 16 2014

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Dang it, Mt Rushmore was so beautiful before it was carved out...

Its natural beauty was honestly unpresidented

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👤︎ u/Ramiel01

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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The natural beauty of Mt Rushmore, before it was carved,

was unpresidented.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1

📅︎ Aug 18 2020

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Did you get to see Mt Rushmore before it was carved?

Its beauty was unpresidented

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👤︎ u/politicalmonster1

📅︎ May 26 2020

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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved...

It was unpresidented.

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👤︎ u/Futureman16

📅︎ May 28 2020

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What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved

It was unpresidented

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👤︎ u/AwareSpring708

📅︎ May 25 2020

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