Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Because they are βAgβ
What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
You canβt spell βgroanβ without a...
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?
oh the Ag ony!!
Saw this on the front page, and it made me laugh a little.
"I Just started my PhD"
Background:
My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.
The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:
Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?
Dad: I actually just started my pHD
Caller: What? Wow
Dad: Pensioner every day
(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)
It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone
I loudly drank some silver...
*Ag ag ag ag ag ag
