When you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

That's called A-pasta-cy

I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidkDavid
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Where do Cows get their meds?

Where do Cows get their meds?

At the phar-Moo-cy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_donkenstein_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Interesting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kacsaminator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.

Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eran-of-Arcadia
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What do you call it when a tornado splits into two?

A cyCLONE!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringleMuffin123
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I'm giving away all of my childhood toys to my newborn son...

...passing on the lego-cy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risingkirin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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My son Cyril told me and his mother that he wants to hang out with his friends

I guess we're letting out a Cy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenWriter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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Dad joked my coworker today (maths teacher)

A coworker of mine was discussing an interesting problem that involved a complex graph. He showed me this graph on the computer but then I said I couldn't see it. He then said "Is this better?" to which I replied "Ahh...the plot thickens..." He walked away without saying a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Playstationed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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Was talking to my dad about the next call of duty. Then he texted me these

http://imgur.com/cyUymX8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanbuscus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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I feel like this guy should be in the dadjoke Hall of Fame.

http://imgur.com/b0NnsYZ http://imgur.com/cyFDVQA http://imgur.com/OkTHUHS

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