Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
ba dum tss (sorry for the light mode)
I have had a decorator in this week. Turns out he is normally a Pilot for BA, but has been furloughed due to Corona.
He did a lovely job of the landing.
Ba dum tsscough
My wife: (coughs)
Me: (stares at her)
Her: I have the coronavirus
Me: don't say that
Her: it was a joke
Me: that's a sick joke
My friend said, βYou have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.β
It was a third degree burn.
Ba dum tsss
Due to ongoing quarantine measures, i'll only be telling inside jokes from now on
Did you know that the chemical composition of snow changes from "H2O" to "Ba" when it covers your car?
Because it barium
What do you play? I play the drumpet ba dum tooot
What do you call a mythical tsundere? A Chew-ba-ba-baka ...
I regret nothing :p
My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
Ba dum tss imgur.com/6kGMAom
My wife said βYou have a BA, a Masters and a PhD, but you still act like an idiotβ¦β
It was a third degree burn
My friend said, βYou have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.β
It was a third degree burn.
