My favorite ax handle broke and I was very upset...

...but I got a new one and I think I handled it well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washmo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Honey, get the ax.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARandom-Penguin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did the lumberjack sit on his ax?

He wanted to hatchet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artistsdrawcrowds
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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If I ever need to commit murder I'll do it with an ax

That way I can claimed it was ax-idental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crochetyhooker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticaFont
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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My lumberjack friend was irate because he had such dull tools to chop trees. So he went to his foreman.

He had an ax to grind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My GF leaves me notes around the apartment...

Today I found this one.

Edit: Wow, thanks for the positive responses. Here are some more notes from her. Thank you reddit, for making my girlfriend famous for a day, she quite enjoyed your comments after a hard day's work :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SLOBaron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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