My favorite ax handle broke and I was very upset...
...but I got a new one and I think I handled it well.
Why did the lumberjack sit on his ax?
He wanted to hatchet.
If I ever need to commit murder I'll do it with an ax
That way I can claimed it was ax-idental.
Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?
We can share LifeHacks...
My lumberjack friend was irate because he had such dull tools to chop trees. So he went to his foreman.
He had an ax to grind.
My GF leaves me notes around the apartment...
Today I found this one.
Edit: Wow, thanks for the positive responses. Here are some more notes from her. Thank you reddit, for making my girlfriend famous for a day, she quite enjoyed your comments after a hard day's work :)
And My Axe imgur.com/JxPUrkS
