5 Hilarious Mont. Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc

Because he wanted to use a pen name.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Oct 09 2019

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Bought my dad a Mont Blanc for his retirement

Dad: " I can't take this" Me: "Why not?" Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."

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👤︎ u/kamehamehaa

📅︎ Jul 27 2015

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The elusive Del Monte Python

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👤︎ u/Skyefx

📅︎ Dec 28 2015

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So my wife was looking over the menu at a restaurant and said "why do people even like monte christo sandwiches?"

I told her they were easy to count.

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👤︎ u/mmoffitt15

📅︎ Jan 01 2017

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So I asked my Dad if he's read "The Count of Monte Cristo"

http://imgur.com/ih0IT0s

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👤︎ u/Zephyr4813

📅︎ May 30 2015

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