A list of puns related to "Helena"
For example I have: What's the capital of Alaska? I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)
Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov
Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide
Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore
Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood
Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass
Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout
Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder
Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing
Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors
Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz
Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff
Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer
Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket
Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales
Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz
Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz
Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive
Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall
Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov
Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods
Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy
Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling
Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot
Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
The conversation started on lunch with discussion of Helena Bonham Carter and how she has royalty in her veins.
Me: As long as she isn't royalty from Wales, it's cool.
Coworker: What's wrong with the Welsh?!
I stare blankly for a moment before opening my mouth to speak.
Coworker: They make really great juice!!
Cue collective groaning from around the conference/lunch room table.
So I was telling my father that I was considering applying to Carroll college.
Him: Where are they again? Me: Helena, Montana. Him: Oh, awesome! You can probably get a really good internship at their big handbasket company! Me: What? I didn't know they made baskets there. Him: Really? You haven't ever heard of Helena Handbasket?
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