I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?
The penguin who pushed him!
I was walking down a hill and fell down.
Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?
Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.
mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas 🥸
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
credit(Indian Hills community)
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. “Wild turkeys?” “Nine deer, dad!”....
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
I dug up an ant hill and some of these ants had two little balls on their abdomen. What are they?
I heard once that going down a hill, a bloke tripped with a coffin, and dropped it
He went into a chemist, and said, ‘I need something to stop my coffin’
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?
Two peanuts rolling down the hill
One of them was assaulted.
Why did the mycologist go up into the hills?
He wanted to find the morel high ground.
How come 11 ants couldn’t park their cars at their ant hill?
Because parking is for ten ants only!
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
Johnny and Ruth are biking down a hill.
Ruth hits a tree.
Johnny decides to continue on.
Ruthlessly.
I’m buying an estate on a hill that is landscaped with nothing but hostas.
I’m calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!
I saw a boulder rolling down a hill.
A cyclist is struggling up a long steep hill
A cyclist is struggling up a long steep hill on his bike, when he is met by a good Samaritan in a car. The guy offers him a long rope to tow him up the hill and the cyclist gratefully accepts. By the time they get to the top of the hill, the guy driving forgets he is towing the cyclist and heads on to the highway, with the poor cyclist ringing his bell in vain. In the meantime, a couple see them drive past their car on the highway and the wife turns to her husband:
"Wow, that car's going pretty fast, isn't it?" The husband replies, "the car?! Look at the cyclist behind him! He's going so fast he's ringing the bell to get the car to move out of the way!"
Two snow men stood on top of a hill...
One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
He walks. J.K. He actually goes down rolling.
Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.
It’s 90108
^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.
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