*Wife looks at pile of my shoes on the floor.* "Honey, could you put your mountain of shoes away?"

"It's not a mountain. It's really more of a foothill."

πŸ‘︎ 247
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-ME-UR-BEER
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.