A list of puns related to "Uphill"
He always feels inclined to do so.
We've all heard the old dad joke about how our parents had to walk 20 miles to school, through 8-foot snowdrifts, "uphill, both ways." My Dad used to tell it all the time, but he had a masterful (in my opinion) ending to it.
He would tell the joke as most of us have heard it, and then would say "...and if you dropped your lunch, you were shit out of luck." This never made sense to me until one day I asked him; "Why didn't you just pick it up?"
His reply...."Do you know hard it is to pick a handful of warm oatmeal out of a snowbank!?"
because it's peak comedy
They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
I replied “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you, but you grew up with nothing because you kept leaving the door unlocked!”
It was all uphill from there
As we are driving we come up to a hill and half way up we see a man on a longboard trying to make his way up, when my wife points at him and says that guy fighting an uphill battle! Eyes rolled and knees were slapped.
He always feels inclined to do so.
He always feels inclined to do so.
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