Thinking of holidaying in the highlands of Scotland?

Think a glen.

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Highlands
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ReeeTheHammerBoy
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800 in German Sounds Like if Zeus Became a Scottish Highlander

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Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.

Apparently, their can be only one.

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Lost one of my AirPods

Now I call the other one Highlander

Iโ€™ve since changed the name to:

โ€œLance Armstrongโ€™s Testesโ€

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Why did they make a sequel to Highlander

Isnโ€™t there only supposed to be one?

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Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DandyBeyond
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Queen Elizabeth visited an Edinburgh hospital recently...

She enters a ward full of patients, and notices that theyโ€™re all dressed in street clothes and have no obvious sign of injury or illness. The Queen approaches a patient and greets him. The patient replies:

โ€œMy heartโ€™s in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heartโ€™s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer.โ€

The Queen is confused, but smiles and moves on to greet the next patient. The patient responds:

โ€œSome hae meat anโ€™ canna eat, And some wad eat thaโ€™ want it, But we hae meat anโ€™ we can eat, so let the Lord be thankit.โ€

Even more confused, and smiling even more broadly, the Queen moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant:

โ€œMy love is like a red, red rose thatโ€™s newly sprung in June; My love is like the melody thatโ€™s sweetly played in tune.โ€

Now very confused, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, โ€œIs this a psychiatric ward?โ€

โ€œNo, Your Majesty,โ€ replies the doctor. โ€œThis is the serious Burns unit.โ€

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