What did the mountain say to the funny highlands?

You're hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leader_of_hundred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Thinking of holidaying in the highlands of Scotland?

Think a glen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welshlamb2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Highlands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReeeTheHammerBoy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I've just watched the Mexican remake of Highlander

There can be only Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnackeredParrot
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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800 in German Sounds Like if Zeus Became a Scottish Highlander

Achthundert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicharrofrito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.

Apparently, their can be only one.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Lost one of my AirPods

Now I call the other one Highlander

I’ve since changed the name to:

β€œLance Armstrong’s Testes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewmathman17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a Scotsman who smokes weed ?

Highlander!!! 😊

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why did they make a sequel to Highlander

Isn’t there only supposed to be one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techz7
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Queen Elizabeth visited an Edinburgh hospital recently...

She enters a ward full of patients, and notices that they’re all dressed in street clothes and have no obvious sign of injury or illness. The Queen approaches a patient and greets him. The patient replies:

β€œMy heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart’s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer.”

The Queen is confused, but smiles and moves on to greet the next patient. The patient responds:

β€œSome hae meat an’ canna eat, And some wad eat tha’ want it, But we hae meat an’ we can eat, so let the Lord be thankit.”

Even more confused, and smiling even more broadly, the Queen moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant:

β€œMy love is like a red, red rose that’s newly sprung in June; My love is like the melody that’s sweetly played in tune.”

Now very confused, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, β€œIs this a psychiatric ward?”

β€œNo, Your Majesty,” replies the doctor. β€œThis is the serious Burns unit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyfat1981
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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