A list of puns related to "Freeway"
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”
“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”
A quack in the windscreen.
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!
No one really knows what happened to it, but most people think it just disappeared.
it was braking gnus.
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
The turning point for me was the onramp
"Trout Motel. Sounds fishy."
Mom joke?
That's the word on the street at least.
...I heard that was a great school."
My wife groaned the rest of the drive to her parents house. Also, I'm not a dad but I think I'm ready.
"It wouldn't be so windy here if they would shut off those fans!"
Does that mean we're on the highway to the Auto Zone?
"Guess it's not part of the 12-step program anymore. It really fell off the wagon."
Nun survived.
There was a certain boy band playing at the Rose Bowl last night. We were driving by and the other side of the freeway had a lot of traffic. She said, "Wow, look at that."
I replied, "Looks like traffic is backed up in One Direction."
After checking the radio and hearing the cause of the traffic was a car ahead of us that was up in flames,
Dad: Guess they decided to get memorial day started early
me: What do you mean?
Dad: They must have a pretty nice car-becue going right now
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