Ba dum tssssssss
Me: Oh wow really? Is that the reason why the sales of Segways fell off?
Budd-a Ching!
Baa-dum-Tsss.
It was the fjord expedition.
βLook mom, no Hans!β
Tequila.
He said it was 'ledge and dairy.'
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
A fjordian slip
TEQUILA
Just Klingon, Iβll go get help!
... but it was a bluff!
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
It was pushed.
Wow this is ledge βn dairy
Because it didn't see the ewe turn.
I couldn't afjord it.
But it was for the grater good
The ending just cracks me up!
It dice.
Help! I'm in truffle.
βDonβt look down!β said my friend above me.
So I started smiling.
They're ledge-end-dairy.
"You'd be bluffin'!"
Dick Van Dyke
Dum..Dum, Tchah!
Ba Dum Tss
Baa-dum-hiss
Ba-dum-tss
βBa-dumm-Tsssβ
Ba-dum-tss
"BAA DUMM TSSSS"
Tequila
tequila
BA-DUMM-TSS
Ba dum tss
ba dum tss
Ba dum tsch
Baa-Dumm-Tsssss
Baa dum tss!
