Nice one, Cliff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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A goat, a drums and a snake fell from a cliff

Ba dum tssssssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Person: The CEO of Segway died Segwaying himself off a cliff somehow.

Me: Oh wow really? Is that the reason why the sales of Segways fell off?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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My 14 year old dropped this one on me - I am so proud: two snare drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff...

Budd-a Ching!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjazmoore
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-dum-Tsss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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The sailors were exploring the waters between the cliffs of the inlet.

It was the fjord expedition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownwardSpirals
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.

β€œLook mom, no Hans!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff ?

Tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My brother ran up to photograph a cow near a cliff

He said it was 'ledge and dairy.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?

A fjordian slip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggedjinx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What did Captain Kirk say to Spock as he was hanging off a cliff?

Just Klingon, I’ll go get help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...

... but it was a bluff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwooopingIsBad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why did the button fall of the cliff?

It was pushed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redpandsrampage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?

Baa-dum-sss.

(Told by literally my dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roke619
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought

Wow this is ledge β€˜n dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because it didn't see the ewe turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Here's the thing about cliff hangers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrowAway2846921
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.

I couldn't afjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...

But it was for the grater good

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Ever heard the joke of the egg that rolled down the cliff?

The ending just cracks me up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What would happen if a dice would fall off a cliff?

It dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H4ckerxx44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What did the mushroom say as he was falling off of the cliff?

Help! I'm in truffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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How did the English teacher kill her self - cliff hanger!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xmattar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I was hanging on to the cliff face for dear life.

β€œDon’t look down!” said my friend above me.

So I started smiling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Cows standing on a cliff aren't just cool,...

They're ledge-end-dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boggart75
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxolot
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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"What if I told you I can turn into a rounded cliff?"

"You'd be bluffin'!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. β€œThat’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Cliff Hanger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NLioness
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off of a Cliff

Ba Dum Tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoopyClownGang
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.

Baa-dum-hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSSpartanII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why did the Mexican man push his wife of a cliff ?

Tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethythumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclemurv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

BA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aizok
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athlestone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Two elephants and a cymbal fell off a cliff...

Ba dum tsch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiahTaylor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsssss

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..

Baa dum tss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberwiz91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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