41 Hilarious Bridge Game Jokes And Puns

[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Game 5 Bridge Hint? I haven't seen anyone else say anything about it, but is the main character on the verge of seeing the answer to the sequence before he is interrupted? All the lights have the same pattern and i think its the right order when seen in reflection.

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👤︎ u/maskedalbatros

📅︎ Oct 11 2021

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Is this a joke? Never seen this pet on the game, and I've been playing for 4 years lol

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👤︎ u/Sol_Avakin

📅︎ Dec 07 2021

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I BUILT A BRIDGE! Yes it was done while getting materials through dev commands but I’ve beaten the game already and this is pretty ;)

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👤︎ u/djkiltboy

📅︎ Oct 05 2021

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I decided to try out magnet fishing and the first thing my dumb self does is stick it to the bridge. 1 hour later, lots of "are you gonna jump" and tough guys trying to pull it off and somebody used a heavy-duty rachet strap to unstick it. Newbies be warned, it's no joke.

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👤︎ u/AthenaTheXK

📅︎ Jan 27 2020

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this game brings nostalgia, reminds me of the times when i was younger and played bridge constructor

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👤︎ u/AchuTMM

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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[Leonski] said this as a passive aggressive joke, but it’s actually a pretty good breakdown of the attack phase if you’re a bit newer to the game and ever feel a bit lost on attack! reddit.com/gallery/pmuzsc

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👤︎ u/Chewbones9

📅︎ Sep 12 2021

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Made a nice low poly x realistic bridge and ghibli treesfor my one piece game

https://preview.redd.it/yauhjieimq081.png?width=819&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea56bbe00f15f7add663126f6167057beb53e409

https://preview.redd.it/kcbe8drjmq081.png?width=818&format=png&auto=webp&s=4df0e7825b1599bdb3ab7e2cda12f5da436d0553

https://preview.redd.it/jlri8pklmq081.png?width=778&format=png&auto=webp&s=a888e437ee90d5a93d2d0ca797c2bec1bf764498

https://preview.redd.it/p98rutlvmq081.png?width=948&format=png&auto=webp&s=125ac6401004391eff02db4f2db8602b9694cce5

So yeah, these are the models I made for a simple realistic x lowpoly bridge and some ghibli trees I made for a one piece game I'm making, I dont have a scripter for devil fruits but I program UI stuff, i would appreciate anyone helping me in this game, although I cant pay.

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👤︎ u/PyroSpartanz

📅︎ Nov 20 2021

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What a joke... (have tried using LG bridge for over a month and still stuck at oreo) "H930DS" the fact this update was released MONTHS ago kills me... Any help please?

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👤︎ u/Matheo11968

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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Stupidly decided to put a broken game card in as a joke and now it's stuck

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👤︎ u/kermitkindathicc

📅︎ Jul 02 2021

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A 12/7/6 string triple neck bought as a joke for my Son's 18th Birthday. It's made by Palmer and is quite heavy. Unusually has tunamatic bridges fitted. Just been restrung. 12 string is standard tuning. The 7 string is tuned down to A and 6 string is open G as it's hard to see when you play it.

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👤︎ u/Bloverfish

📅︎ Apr 21 2020

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Southamptons Tino Livramento: "I didn't really expect to play straight away! I didn't tell my dad I was starting against Everton on the opening day, so he didn't watch my debut because he was at Stamford Bridge to see Chelsea play Crystal Palace! That’s the only [Southampton] game he hasn’t been to" dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo…

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👤︎ u/reopetorsgj

📅︎ Oct 29 2021

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The one monologue joke that completely burned the bridge between Conan, Leno, and NBC

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👤︎ u/extremelylazybastard

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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(Weird rant) ok I know the London bridge terror attack was really bad but the Narwarrior was my favourite part every time I heard it or read it (or reddit I love dad jokes) it's just some polish cook from fishmongers who pulled a 5 foot narwhal risk of the wall and started stabbing the terrorist

With the other guy who a had a fire extinguisher it was funny and very British

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👤︎ u/endingrocket

📅︎ Dec 02 2019

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[Woj] Bridges is in quarantine now, and there's a current expectation that he could miss multiple games, sources tell ESPN. twitter.com/wojespn/statu…

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👤︎ u/Civrock

📅︎ May 04 2021

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Reddit user states that the mother of a person who jumped off a bridge right before her eyes will be okay in the long run because she raised a weakling. And also jokes about a relative commuting suicide.

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👤︎ u/LividRadiation

📅︎ Apr 21 2019

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Aunt whatsapped me a few jokes. Needed to laugh and had a good time doing so. Thought I'd share. (on a side-note, was passing through the intersection between Khairtabad and Necklace Rd. While waiting couldn't help but marvel at the Metro running above our heads, and the bridge leading to H. Sagar)

What do you call a lady who drinks only one cup of tea a day?

Jaswanti.

How do you ask your Maasi to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy.

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?

Vocabulary.

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul

What do you call a fat girl waiting at the bus stop?

Motivating.

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👤︎ u/throughmethroughyou

📅︎ Feb 08 2020

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[Squawka] - No Chelsea player has scored more Premier League goals at Stamford Bridge since Thomas Tuchel took over than Romelu Lukaku (2). He's only played one game. twitter.com/Squawka/statu…

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👤︎ u/admiralawkward

📅︎ Sep 11 2021

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👤︎ u/jesusmcjesus

📅︎ Oct 29 2021

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TIL that in 1994, radio shock jock Howard Stern talked a man on the NYC-NJ George Washington Bridge out of committing suicide by making jokes with him, while on air, until the police arrived. The man was later charged with cocaine possession and reckless endangerment. articles.latimes.com/1994…

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👤︎ u/vrphotosguy55

📅︎ Jan 09 2018

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Kena: Bridge of Spirits Toonami Game Review youtube.com/watch?v=lLfJC…

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👤︎ u/moncayk1

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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Made this track a couple years back for a joke because my girlfriend hates the guinea pig bridge tune and it's my most viewed tune on YouTube lol 😂 youtu.be/7KXEMjyB0XQ

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👤︎ u/McBrian48

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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Fan yells “you’re a joke” towards Westbrook and Westbrook has him ejected from the game streamable.com/w2x5h

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👤︎ u/TWolves-2020Champs

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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[WP] You're in the bridge of your starship, finishing telling your favourite joke to the Debaraan ambassador: "And then he says 'computer, destroy that planet'". The ambassador starts laughing, but his laughter suddenly turns into shock, as a bright flash is seen on the viewscreen.

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👤︎ u/Xedro

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

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Jokes aside, Carr had a really good game that silenced the haters.

We have to stand by our QB; he’s our guy. We need to build this team around him. The play calling looked better this go around, even with Waller out for the most part of the game. Carr was extending plays, and making the right reads. The line was slightly better but can definitely be improved. DEREK DALLAS CARR IS OUR QB.

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👤︎ u/HailHarski

📅︎ Nov 26 2021

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#sleptonsunday. The hashtag is just a joke, but this game isn’t! This game is highly slept on and even came with a comic (and I think poster).I highly recommend checking this one out if you haven’t already. reddit.com/gallery/oih60s

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👤︎ u/nautichris

📅︎ Jul 12 2021

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TIL in 1994, radio shock jock Howard Stern talked a suicidal caller out of jumping off the George Washington Bridge in New York. He was live on air conversing and making jokes with him until he was able to be restrained and sent to a hospital. mentalfloss.com/article/2…

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👤︎ u/Smitty0

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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Now the bridge of the Republic despite the interruption of the net and despite the war and seriousness is still hope for a smile. iraqis cracking jokes at the security forces on jumhuria bridge. twitter.com/giU0SfbsbiFro…

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👤︎ u/PygmalionOfTyre

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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Now the bridge of the Republic despite the interruption of the net and despite the war and seriousness is still hope for a smile. iraqis cracking jokes at the security forces on jumhuria bridge. twitter.com/giU0SfbsbiFro…

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👤︎ u/PygmalionOfTyre

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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Now the bridge of the Republic despite the interruption of the net and despite the war and seriousness is still hope for a smile. iraqis cracking jokes at the security forces on jumhuria bridge. twitter.com/giU0SfbsbiFro…

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👤︎ u/PygmalionOfTyre

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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Do you wanna hear a logical joke about zinc and copper?

They make sense (cents)

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👤︎ u/krismoff

📅︎ Nov 09 2021

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A joke was made about vegan "food" /u/waffle-man-x comes to the defense of veganism and all the glory it stands for, while /u/nashrome trolls him like a he's under the Golden Gate Bridge. reddit.com/r/funny/commen…

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👤︎ u/ThatMormonMike

📅︎ Sep 01 2017

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When your only coping mechanisms are "jokes" about how much you fucking hate your life and want to yeet yourself off a bridge but it's all ironic don't worry really I'm FINE

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👤︎ u/Autogyrophile

📅︎ Oct 06 2018

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First win on the Verdansk 84 map and I can already tell you there's a huge bug. If the game closes the circle while there's someone under the dam/bridge, you'll die to the gas and that's how I won. v.redd.it/dxfo1a0k5su61

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👤︎ u/ybhatt32

📅︎ Apr 22 2021

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Progress from 3 broken bones in my spine, four shattered fingers and barely being able to walk again for over 4 months. Especially without that RoboCop back brace. Mental health is no joke. Self medication isn’t the answer. And nor is throwing yourself off a bridge. They’re all avoidance strategies.

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👤︎ u/grizzlyfrontbumIII

📅︎ Jan 20 2019

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Kimpembe the God. 42 SHOT, but we scores this amazing goal. This is when you know this game is a joke. v.redd.it/gxd4tynhgv081

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👤︎ u/AlienFix

📅︎ Nov 21 2021

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My grandma in 1980. Had four boys, became a nurse in her 40's and walked the picket line with her father in law, famous for her bridge game, deviled eggs, and margaritas.

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👤︎ u/CheeseItTed

📅︎ May 15 2019

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This game is honestly just a joke at this point v.redd.it/dm1qd2crwv181

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👤︎ u/peen2small

📅︎ Nov 26 2021

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Arcane jokes already strong in game chat [no spoilers]

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👤︎ u/alwayswrite4

📅︎ Nov 21 2021

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Jokes on you, we built the DICE of bridges. v.redd.it/uo9954p7m4p31

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👤︎ u/Raider_Company

📅︎ Sep 27 2019

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Currently we are up 542% on the week and buys just keep coming in. That's SHIB momentum! Look at the dex chart if that's not the sexiest thing you've ever seen then you ned a new set of glasses!

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