What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
What made Al Gore so robotic?
What do you call a robotic boy that delivers messages?
What sound does a robotic frog make?
My good mate asked me if robotic vacuum cleaners are any good, as she wants to buy one.
I told her; "Don't bother buying one, they suck"
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
What do you call a robotic toe sitting in the snow?
My son was blind since birth so I opted to get him robotic eye replacements.
I put a can of beer on this machine and a robotic voice said, “12 ounces”.
I thought, “Wow! This speaks volumes.”
What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?
My friend asked me for help fixing his robotic lizard.
I told him Viagra was a good way to fix e-reptile dysfunction.
People think Al Gore is robotic
But I think that’s just because of his Al Gore rhythm
Have you heard of the new robotic Jackhammers?
Its some ground-breaking stuff
I told me dad about an article about tiny robotic bees...
He said that if they took over a building, they'd have to send the SWAT team. It might be a sting operation
The link
What does a robot do after sex?
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
What’s a robot say when it has to use the restroom?
Where did the space robot go to get a drink?
Did you guys hear about the robot who got arrested?
He was charged with battery
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
How do you call a robot that only tells you the truth?
Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?
No one likes clever clogs!
I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.
I was worried someone replaced my kid with a clever robot...
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
How do robots eat guacamole?
Where do all the geeky robots like to hang out?
Why do robots like pancakes?
Because they are batter-y.
My robot dog wasn’t working properly but the vet said he couldn’t do anything.
I don’t understand. Don’t people take their pets to the vet to get fixed all the time?
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
Listening to sonic heroes makes me want to destroy a certain amount of robots
Why couldn’t the robot get away?
Because he got CAPTCHA’d.
How do you program genderless robots?
How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?
What do you call a Turkish robot?
A man walks up to a crazy robot and says
"You're nuts!" and bolts.
How do you know when you’re in love with a robot?
A dad brought back lie detector robot..
Dad: son if you lie the robot slaps you.
Son: ok
Dad: did you drink at the party?
Son : no dad i...
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: did you do drugs?
Son: no i swear..
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: sigh , why did you turn out like this? Back in the days all i did was studying and...
Robot slaps dad on the face
Mom: haha like father like son
Robot slaps mom on the face
Edit: sorry this is daddies i can go
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
Why didn't the robot have any brothers?
Because it only had trans-sisters.
Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
What do you call a deaf man with a robotic arm
What does a robot do after sex?
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?
How do robots eat guacamole?
What does a robot do during a one night stand?
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