A list of puns related to "Robot"
Decepti Con
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
With computer chips.
I donβt understand. Donβt people take their pets to the vet to get fixed all the time?
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
βDonβt worry, he just got disco-nnected.β
Because they are batter-y.
I wanna crush 40 robots.
>!with microchips!<
Because he got CAPTCHAβd.
with nonbinary code
An Auto Man
Press the paws button.
"You're nuts!" and bolts.
You feel a little spark.
Dad: son if you lie the robot slaps you.
Son: ok
Dad: did you drink at the party?
Son : no dad i...
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: did you do drugs?
Son: no i swear..
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: sigh , why did you turn out like this? Back in the days all i did was studying and...
Robot slaps dad on the face
Mom: haha like father like son
Robot slaps mom on the face
Edit: sorry this is daddies i can go
Because it only had trans-sisters.
Cod-her
To get rebooted
Heβs a pro-to-type.
I need to find a pug socket
He was made from 100% American copper.
He said, "AI?"
I said, "Yes, you."
That slaps people who lie, and be decides to try it out on his son during dinner.
βWhere were you during school hours?β He asks.
βAt school!β His son replies.
The robot slaps the boy.
βOk I was at my friends house....β His son says.
βWhat were you doing there?
βReading comics!β
The robot slaps the son again.
βOk ok!! We were watching an erotic movie...β
βWhat?? I didnβt even know erotic movies existed when I was your age!β The dad exclaims.
The robot quickly slaps him.
His wife laughs and says, βWow, he really IS your son-β
The robot slaps the wife.
So far it only operates on batteries..
The nervous system
from*
robots in da skies.
I guess it had no algorithm
I guess you could say that Iβm jobsolete.
Because he was programmed too π€¦π»
It Scandinavian
Socket in the jaw
It didn't add up
A sigh borg.
He loves to captcha them
He wanted more e-fish in sea
For a pilgrimage to Mecha.
Heavy Metal
Courtesy of my daughters robot dinosaur toy.
Itβs called Tex-Mechs.
With microchips!
He nuts and bolts
He Nuts & Bolts
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