Did you hear about the buggy robot dog made of recycled logs that was recalled for safety issues?

Turns out it's bark was worse than it's bytes.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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My robot dog wasn’t working properly but the vet said he couldn’t do anything.

I don’t understand. Don’t people take their pets to the vet to get fixed all the time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?

Press the paws button.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it

I need to find a pug socket

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What do you get when a robot dog saves a kitten in a tree?

A cat on a hot tin woof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDingusJr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?

Rott-wireless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakegear50
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Got my son on his birthday

OK, yesterday was my sons 6th birthday and he wanted some sort of dog-robot for present but i didnt want to trow money away because i know what they (he and second son) do with toys :) so i told my wife that i would buy him skateboard, because he asked it half-year ago for it, wife said ok, but please buy him also new slippers.

I picked up him from nursery and sit him in his seat and asked him what he want for present, he still wanted robot. Then i told him that i want to buy him something he can ride. He was so exited, he asked me is that a car, i said " can u drive", he said "no, i am too yung", then he asked is that motorbyke, i replayed same, then he asked is that bike, i aksed him, does he already have bike, and he replayed yes, alse happend for scooter. After that he didnt have any more ideas. Then i told him that i will bought him slippers, because u ride slippers (sords of it :D) he was so angry/mad/sad i cant explan :D

ofc i bought him skateboard, but that was so funny for me, that look on his face when he heard slippers, omg

sry for grammar and bad english

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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