How do you know when you’re in love with a robot?

You feel a little spark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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"Sir, look at this."

"What's that Haskins?"

"I know your love life sucks, so I signed you up to a dating website."

"I'm not comfortable with a robot finding love for me."

"It says your best chance for love is in October."

"Why then?"

"Because it's autumn mated."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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