How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?

He took a shortcut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Did you know that flight simulator game sales have increased since the outbreak?

A lot of pilots are working from home too!

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I was disappointed in the Mussolini punching simulator.

It didn't really hit despot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjoh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you hear about the pirate dating simulator that was released on Steam?

It's rated ARRRRR!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Came up with this myself while playing Farming Simulator 17

What do you call a baptized bale of hay?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lady-Ajirra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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A friend of mine downloaded Farming Simulator.

He's a farmer on his dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mkewl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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I wanted to install Goat Simulator on my PC...

But I don't have the ram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvanExplanation
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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Did you hear about the new Dung Beetle Simulator?

That shit's gonna be ballin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iinneus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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I told my Scottish mum that I got Goat Simulator.

She replied with "You've goat tae be kiddin' me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnybobbob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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People believe we live in a computer simulation.

If so, our lives must be scripted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ict_1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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In a simulation I did for physics class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgeo113r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I'm developing a game which simulates your parents using the internet.

It's called the Elder Scrolls Online.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etaksjacks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...

The nervous system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Fluid simulation with a twist! gfycat.com/tatteredrevolv…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedtedkiiler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I made an object that simulates how something travels downhill

I called it a roll model

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LashGips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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If an AI simulation of a pop singer performs all over the world ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ir8prim8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I've downloaded a software that simulates a criminal court.

It's the trial version.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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"It shook me to my very core!"

-an apple after going on an earthquake simulator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What's a potato's favorite mobile game?

Tuber simulator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcannOfZakuul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Fluid animation (x-post from /r/whoadude)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeseologist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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Need more "BAAAAAAAAAD" goat puns I have some but need more because there too funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoppo999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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A Target cashier commented on my purchase

I was buying Goat Simulator as a gag gift for a friend. The cashier looks at it and I smile uncomfortably. He says, "Don't be sheepish about buying this".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-username-for-me
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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Superfight is a fun game to play

Superfight is a tabletop game where you make a character with random attributes from the selection of cards dealt to yourself. You will need to justify how your character and their attributes can beat your opponent's character.

We were playing this through Tabletop Simulator and I played a character card titled "Leonardo".

Gf: Dicaprio or Da Vinci

Me: No, DaTurtle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alecx3
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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I was talking about DCS

I just got the dcs UH-1H and was talking about it with my dad.

"This simulator is intense. It's harder to fly than I thought."

"Yea I hear helicopters are hard to fly. It must be challenging if you have to stay in tents."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cadet339
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2014
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Dadjoked at the ballpark

I work in Marketing for an east coast MLB team. The other day, we held a "Country Western Night" and had various attractions in and around the stadium that went with the theme. One of these was a 'NASCAR simulator'- which was essentially just a racing game you'd find at any arcade. At the 8th inning, just before closing time, a man walked by with his wife, both sipping beer and watching kids play the game. We were closing after those last two kids, so I asked him if he wanted to play, or if he was just watching. He responded with, "Oh, I'm just watching", gestured with his beer and said, "I don't want to drink and drive anyway".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolarsystem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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Just got my roommate good with this one.

My roommate and I were talking about orgasms when he said "one day a psychologist will figure out a way to simulate one just by pressing a button, and then everybody will just mash the button like crazy."

"Wouldn't something like that kill you?"

"It'd certainly fuck with you."

"Yes, yes it would."

cue groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tactical_Nick
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