My wife said, β€œI don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is

I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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If I dont perfect human cloning..

I won't be able to live with myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I have absolutely no idea what a cloning machine does!

That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I’m so excited! Scientists have tested cloning on humans.

Im beside myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Me: I'm not sure what this cloning machine does

Also me: well that makes two of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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The man who invented human cloning has died.

The mourners will be beside themselves at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Failed cloning.

I thought I had perfected my cloning technique but something went terribly wrong. I just got ahead of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolymathEquation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My son told me he didn't understand cloning. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Man, if I had a cloning machine...

I'd be beside myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nilloc1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I’ve retired from the cloning lab and now I don’t know what to do with myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Mark has several qualities that make him an ideal candidate for cloning.

He’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notyou61
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I just used my new cloning machine for the first time...

I'm beside myself at the results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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What’s the worst part about cloning sheep?

Falling asleep while counting the inventory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melissa3513
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I was cloning girls named Ariana.

I stopped at a hundred Grande

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What's a cloning technician's favourite letter?

W

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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You know, there are many good reasons why you shouldn't leave your cloning device out in the woods

But the obvious bears repeating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nine_legged_stool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I still don't understand cloning machines

That makes two of us

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I am finally ready to open my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My friend said he didn't understand how cloning works

I told him that makes the two of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klaus-012
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Don't like jokes about cloning?

That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My son told me he didn't understand cloning.

I told him, 'that makes two of us'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26326312
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My deer cloning operation has succeeded!

I can finally make a quick buck...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the theory behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Her: I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works.

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Her:I don’t even know what the cloning machine does

Me:Well that makes two of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denserrhyme761
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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You don't understand cloning?

Don't worry. That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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My buddy said he doesn't know what cloning is

That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsquishyboy
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My brother came to me and said that he didn't understand cloning

I said that makes two of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sco91tty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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A friend told me that he doesn’t understand how cloning works.

I told him, β€œThat makes two of us.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waspy1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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If I had a cloning machine, I'd be beside myself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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Me: "I don't understand cloning."

Friend: "That makes two of us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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My friend said he didn’t understand cloning

I said, β€œThat makes two of us”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tobymcschmoby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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My wife told me she didn't understand cloning..

I said, "That makes two of us"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My wife said she doesn't understand how cloning works.

That makes two of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I just used my new cloning machine for the first time...

I'm beside myself at the results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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