My wife said, βI donβt quite understand the science behind human cloning.β
Me: That makes two of us.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is
I told him, "that makes 2 of us."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
If I dont perfect human cloning..
I won't be able to live with myself.
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︎ May 10 2020
I have absolutely no idea what a cloning machine does!
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Iβm so excited! Scientists have tested cloning on humans.
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︎ May 26 2020
Me: I'm not sure what this cloning machine does
Also me: well that makes two of us
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︎ Mar 04 2020
The man who invented human cloning has died.
The mourners will be beside themselves at the funeral.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Failed cloning.
I thought I had perfected my cloning technique but something went terribly wrong. I just got ahead of myself.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
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︎ May 18 2019
Man, if I had a cloning machine...
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Iβve retired from the cloning lab and now I donβt know what to do with myself
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︎ Dec 11 2018
Mark has several qualities that make him an ideal candidate for cloning.
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︎ Dec 22 2018
I just used my new cloning machine for the first time...
I'm beside myself at the results.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Whatβs the worst part about cloning sheep?
Falling asleep while counting the inventory.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I was cloning girls named Ariana.
I stopped at a hundred Grande
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︎ Feb 28 2019
What's a cloning technician's favourite letter?
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︎ Sep 28 2018
You know, there are many good reasons why you shouldn't leave your cloning device out in the woods
But the obvious bears repeating.
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︎ Aug 11 2018
I still don't understand cloning machines
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I am finally ready to open my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My friend said he didn't understand how cloning works
I told him that makes the two of us
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Don't like jokes about cloning?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
My son told me he didn't understand cloning.
I told him, 'that makes two of us'.
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︎ May 18 2019
My deer cloning operation has succeeded!
I can finally make a quick buck...
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︎ Apr 18 2020
My wife said, βI donβt really understand the theory behind human cloning.β
Me: That makes two of us.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Her: I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works.
Me: That makes two of us.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Her:I donβt even know what the cloning machine does
Me:Well that makes two of us
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︎ Jul 04 2019
You don't understand cloning?
Don't worry. That makes two of us.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
My buddy said he doesn't know what cloning is
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︎ May 17 2019
My brother came to me and said that he didn't understand cloning
I said that makes two of us
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︎ Dec 10 2018
A friend told me that he doesnβt understand how cloning works.
I told him, βThat makes two of us.β
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︎ Nov 15 2018
If I had a cloning machine, I'd be beside myself.
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︎ Jun 19 2017
Me: "I don't understand cloning."
Friend: "That makes two of us."
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︎ Feb 21 2018
My friend said he didnβt understand cloning
I said, βThat makes two of usβ
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︎ Jan 20 2019
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning..
I said, "That makes two of us"...
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︎ Nov 02 2018
My wife said she doesn't understand how cloning works.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I just used my new cloning machine for the first time...
I'm beside myself at the results.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
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