So Covid and homeschool overwhelmed, I need to schedule a reminder to drain their Mac & Cheese.

I had to create a Google Colander entry to remind me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thermbug
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....

...you have a lisp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akambe
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Just a reminder, Father’s Day is Sunday.

Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Just a reminder, don't buy anything with Velcro

It's a total ripoff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterjon_3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A reminder that it’s International Diarrhoea Week

Runs until Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasypaladin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Just a friendly little reminder

That β€œgrΓ₯trunka” is a Swedish word that means to cry while masterbating

-Now ain’t that a real tear jerker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveThyLoki
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Facebook gave me a reminder of how i irritated my friends one year ago.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewelsssss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Just a reminder, make sure you walk down the stairs in the morning.

If you don't, you might not have a descent day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunaRayn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (seeΒ·luhΒ·kanth)!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloees
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't

U only have few hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blokay_da_hech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Sonic trailer is released as a reminder that Ramadan is next week

and that I have to go fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Reminder: Please don't include the punchline in the topic.

Howdy punsters!

Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.

Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.

Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Every loaf of bread is a tragic reminder of what can happen to grain

if it doesn't become whiskey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Watching the ball drop is a reminder of what I did all last year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Just a reminder for everyone to plan ahead and allow for extra time tomorrow

The internet is going to have more traffic than usual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipalush89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Reminder to Vocalists...

Soprano and Alto: Stop causing treble for other singers.

Bass singers: Stop bringing us down.

And remember our Grand Staff meeting next weekend... assuming we compose ourselves properly and no one gets a flat from something sharp on the way there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_gorawr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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I felt like giving my dad a kind reminder about mother's day...

https://imgur.com/a/BoHVUWe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4p354uc3
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Yesterday, as I brought in the dogs from a potty break in our Minnesota backyard before we went to the grocery store, my wife asked me to reminder her to pick up some frozen peas. I told her..

..."The backyard is full of them, we don't need any more!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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My dad sends me these reminders periodically...

http://imgur.com/a/sS59b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speargat1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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Reminder: You now all have the opportunity to use one of the oldest dad jokes in the book - "I haven't _______ all year!"

Examples:

  • I haven't seen you all year!
  • I haven't eaten all year
  • I haven't slept all year

And variants thereof.

Happy New Year :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RomanAbramovich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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Just a reminder, Father’s Day is on Sunday.

Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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