Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!
It's a total ripoff!
Runs until Friday
If you don't, you might not have a descent day
That “gråtrunka” is a Swedish word that means to cry while masterbating
-Now ain’t that a real tear jerker
U only have few hours
if it doesn't become whiskey.
and that I have to go fast
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Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.
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Soprano and Alto: Stop causing treble for other singers.
Bass singers: Stop bringing us down.
And remember our Grand Staff meeting next weekend... assuming we compose ourselves properly and no one gets a flat from something sharp on the way there.
..."The backyard is full of them, we don't need any more!"
And variants thereof.
Happy New Year :)