A list of puns related to "Souvenir"
They told me it was destined for grapeness.
I told her it's something gotten in the state of Denmark.
It's a boutonniere. My mom's boyfriend graced me with this one.
"So, it was a good deal, but no cigar"
At the zoo and my 11yo boy says he wants a souvenir I said "you got money"? He says "no" so I said then your getting souvenAIR lol. He didn't find it as funny as me.
I picked up a rock to throw
him: "you keeping that as a souvenir?"
me: "nah, I'm not a sedimental guy"
I recently returned from the United Kingdom and was telling my friend about my souvenirs when his girlfriend walks up. Me: I still have a few pounds. Friend's girlfriend: Yeah, I can see that.
Yesterday, my family and I were at a restaurant, where they happened to have a table where they sold candles, shot glasses, and other souvenirs. My grandmother picked up a candle, and my grandpa said: "Oye, son VELAS, no son TOCALAS" basically, in spanish "see them" is the same word as "candles". So he said "They're 'See them' not 'touch them'"