I took a cutting home from the vineyard as a souvenir.

They told me it was destined for grapeness.

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The best souvenir shop name I've ever come across
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📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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This souvenir shop at Field Station Dinosaurs in New Jersey.
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📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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I brought my wife back a souvenir from my trip to Copenhagen.

I told her it's something gotten in the state of Denmark.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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If someone takes your boot and doesn't give it back, it's not a souvenir.

It's a boutonniere. My mom's boyfriend graced me with this one.

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📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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While on a vacation last summer, my brother-in-law was telling me that he just got a deal on some really nice empty wooden Cuban cigar boxes as souvenirs for only $4 each - I replied...

"So, it was a good deal, but no cigar"

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SouvenAIR

At the zoo and my 11yo boy says he wants a souvenir I said "you got money"? He says "no" so I said then your getting souvenAIR lol. He didn't find it as funny as me.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Got my friend while we were hiking

I picked up a rock to throw

him: "you keeping that as a souvenir?"

me: "nah, I'm not a sedimental guy"

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Dad joked by friend's girlfriend

I recently returned from the United Kingdom and was telling my friend about my souvenirs when his girlfriend walks up. Me: I still have a few pounds. Friend's girlfriend: Yeah, I can see that.

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Mexican Granddad joke

Yesterday, my family and I were at a restaurant, where they happened to have a table where they sold candles, shot glasses, and other souvenirs. My grandmother picked up a candle, and my grandpa said: "Oye, son VELAS, no son TOCALAS" basically, in spanish "see them" is the same word as "candles". So he said "They're 'See them' not 'touch them'"

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📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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