It was a rip off
I told her "Yes ma'am, the ice is right." Silence. I worked so hard on that joke in my mind, and she didn't get it. My talent is unappreciated.
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
Call that Inflatulation
Now they’re under a buck.
I was double-crossed.
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
It’s on the house.
Multi-level marketing
It's called artificial scare-city
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
Operator said “please hold”
I really nailed it this time
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
Shit’s expensive.
Inflation
It’s a killer deal!
Automatic inflation is great!
He asks for a Pint of Beer.
The bartender says: 'That'll be $4.85'
Then the bartender says: 'We don't get many gorillas in here'
The gorilla replies: 'With these prices, I'm not surprised'
It was a small price toupee.
So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)
Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...
We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying “Hi” as a new animal rotates in.
So Wife goes, “Here comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”
And Son waves and says “Hi!” and giggles.
Wife: “And there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”
Son: “Hi... toots”
Wife: “Yes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”
Son: “Hi!”
Wife: “That’s the ‘Hi of the Tiger’”
Me: “... 💀 💀 💀”
Wife: “You love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”
She was eating watermelon, and she wanted to know how much it cost. (She's obsessed with prices lately.) I asked her how much she thought it cost, and she said, "I don't know, a melon dollars?"
What a chicken.
Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
It was a freebie.
Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.
Oil be back!
It was discounted at the second hand store.
And will continue until they lower the price.
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
